It was a week beyond weird. This week served up some extra servings of "What the Actual F%&#!!" Let's not wait for our flesh to become bones, then...
Saturn's insides are sloshing around. (And here we thought Earth might be special...if it was all hollow and shit. Saturn's all like "I wear my oceans on the inside! Top that, bitches!") Man claims hotel needs visit from the Ghost Busters after birthday trip (From the article: "He first complained of the Blackpool establishment's beer tasting like 'water', but then his paranoia took hold and he insisted the hotel needed 'the ghost busters'. The spooked-out guest reported hearing noises on the ceiling and in the toilet at 2am in the morning and claimed there was someone standing by his door 'trying to get in'." Actually, the beer was probably better than he thought. But maybe there's ghosts, too.) How life on Earth could end - sun expanding, rogue planets, robot riots and the 'Big Rip' (The Big Rip...the Universe farts us all out of existence. Or worse—sharts! G*d damn you, Taco Bell. It's not what it is, but I couldn't resist. The robot riots sound cool. When does Arnold Schwarzenegger go bionic so he can help?) Nurse warned she is ‘too skinny’ for boob job plans to double cup size anyway (Hon, take it from a natural 52 DDD... Don't. Just don't. Your back will thank you when your mid-50s hit.) Sea Snakes Don’t Attack People Because They’re Angry — They’re Just Horny (You read that right. If horny dolphins aren't enough, now we have horny snakes. Kinda makes me glad I don't swim. Someone should get these poor things a dating app. Slindr?) That's all for this week, weirdoes. But I'll leave you with one extra goodie link. Some soul with more time on their hands than human companionship (bless 'em) went and found almost every weird-ass article Wikipedia has to offer. Some of these are the mutha-effing GOAT. Well, but it starts off with a pig. Until next time... Enjoy! Stay fuckin' weird. 10 Insanely Weird Wikipedia Articles You Should Read
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