Let's dig right into the weird news of the week:
Dolphins ‘deliberately get high’ on puffer fish nerve toxins by carefully chewing and passing them around (F**ckin' hippy dolphins and their hippy "puffer" fish joints. Probably listening to old 60s acid rock, too. They don't even have dolphin school or dolphin jobs to get expelled or fired from. Bastards. I'm not jealous or nothin'. No way.) This Nighttime Drone Shot of a Futuristic City Is Actually a Sea Urchin (Atlas Obscura always has the coolest shit, so when I ran into this I knew I had to post it, even though it is from July 12th. I love all things microcosm. I wrote a poem once about a small civilization of tiny things living on the head of a matchstick that feared their fire gods. I see the first article as an example of a microcosm of dolphins mimicking our drug culture. I could look at things like this, and fractals, and think about them for hours.) Students Are Getting Paid to Poop at a South Korean University (And you thought you had a shit job.) Found: An 18th-Century Garden Folly Adorned With Teeth and Bones (Leave it to Atlas Obscura to find me something new to add to my Weird Sh!t Bucket List. I actually found two things. This and a strange site in Titusville, Florida. Next up! Windover Archeological Site ("A swamp that was the site of prehistoric water burials also managed to preserve its corpses for millennia." Hell yes! This place probably oozes (literally) paranormal. Since this is in Florida, it's pretty doable for the near future for the Weird Sh!t Bucket List.) British library apologizes for hiring 'rainbow dildo butt monkey' for kids’ event (Seriously, humans. This is why the aliens won't reveal themselves to us and why they abduct us and...sigh...never mind. I laughed, too. Obviously. I mean, that's a pretty funny headline. Every time I see a headline like that, I say: That's the name of my next band!) Enjoy your week, you weirdos.
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